Educação (Instrução)
segundo John Maynard Keynes

"Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent."

Trata-se de uma caricatura ou exagero mas, com mais frequência que o desejável, a citação aproxima-se da realidade.

Todo o "Jardim Zoológico" vai à mesma escola, que tem programa quase único para toda a bicharada. Naturalmente que ensinar a subir arvores a um peixe não lhe servirá de muito ... ou de nada. E quem ensinar um peixe a cantar, das três uma: ou está a cometer uma frande, ou a fazer um frete, ou é desprovido de minima capacidade cognitiva.

Daí a famosa frase:

"Everyone is a genious. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."

A Einstein

Oscar Wilde Quotes

"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal."

"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."

"By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community."

"Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them."

"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative."

"Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative."

"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning (beat, force or bully) of the people by the people for the people."

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."

"Everything popular is wrong."

"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."

"Hatred is blind, as well as love."

 "The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."

"I am not young enough to know everything."

"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best."

"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability."

"If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism."

"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."

"In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane."

"In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever."

"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly."

"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating"

"Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason"

"Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess."

"Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike."

"No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist."

"No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly."

"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards."

"Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected."

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

"Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result."

"The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."

"The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his domestic affairs."

"The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means."

"The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world."

 

"The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself."

"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything but temptation."

"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius."

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life."

"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."

"There is no sin except stupidity."

"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."

 

"Those whom the gods love grow young."

"To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect."

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."

"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is."

"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."

"Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes."

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

"All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life."

Defendemos a igualdade apenas com aqueles que são superiores a nós.
Erich Maria Remarque

EXAMES

"Os exames assustam até os que estão optimamente preparados, porque o arqui-imbecil é capaz de perguntar mais do que o que o mais sábio dos homens pode responder."

Charles Caleb Colton. (1780-1832)

You bet II

 

Sortido de Thomas Sowell

You bet!

Civilized Savages

 “Each new generation born is in effect an invasion of civilization by little barbarians, who must be civilized before it is too late.”
Thomas Sowell,


"One of the most dangerous errors instilled into us by nineteenth-century progressive optimism is the idea that civilization is automatically bound to increase and spread. The lesson of history is the opposite; civilization is a rarity, attained with difficulty and easily lost. The normal state of humanity is barbarism, just as the normal surface of our planet is salt water. Land looms large in our imagination of the planet and civilization in our history books, only because sea and savagery are, to us, less interesting.

And if you press to know what I mean by civilization, I reply “Humanity,” by which I do not mean kindness so much as the realization of the human idea. Human life means to me the life of beings for whom the leisured activities of thought, art, literature, conversation are the end, and the preservation and propagation of life merely the means. That is why education seems to me so important: it actualizes that potentiality for leisure, if you like for amateurishness, which is man’s prerogative.

You have noticed, I hope, that man is the only amateur animal; all the others are professionals. They have no leisure and do not desire it. When the cow has finished eating she chews the cud; when she has finished chewing she sleeps; when she has finished sleeping she eats again. She is a machine for turning grass into calves and milk—in other words, for producing more cows. The lion cannot stop hunting, nor the beaver building dams, nor the bee making honey. When God made the beasts dumb He saved the world from infinite boredom, for if they could speak they would all of them, all day, talk nothing but shop."
C.S. Lewis - “Our English Syllabus”.

The Political Power of Inertia

"... people, organizations, and other agents have diverse interests; action to try to produce change is costly; and the benefits of those costly actions are often diffuse. Under these circumstances, a tally of expected costs and benefits will often discourage agents from taking action, tempting them instead to forego those costs and look to free ride on the contributions of others instead."

"Despite our deep-rooted desire for change and spontaneity, our daily mobility is, in fact, characterized by a deep-rooted regularity."

"Even as we recognize that the calendar makes for a crude and arbitrary marker, we like to think that history visibly marches on, on a schedule we can codify.
The more I dove back into the weeds of 1964, the more I realized that this is both wishful thinking and an optical illusion. I came away with a new appreciation of how selective our collective memory is, and of just how glacially history moves."

https://dartthrowingchimp.wordpress.com/2014/10/25/the-political-power-of-inertia/

Cardinal John Henry Newman

Cited in "Brave New World", from Aldous Huxley.

Portuguese notes (end of page):

"'We are not our own any more than what we possess is our own. We did not make ourselves, we cannot be supreme over ourselves. We are not our own masters. We are God's property. Is it not our happiness thus to view the matter? Is it any happiness or any comfort, to consider that we are our own? It may be thought so by the young and prosperous. These may think it a great thing to have everything, as they suppose, their own way–to depend on no one–to have to think of nothing out of sight, to be without the irksomeness of continual acknowledgment, continual prayer, continual reference of what they do to the will of another. But as time goes on, they, as all men, will find that independence was not made for man–that it is an unnatural state–will do for a while, but will not carry us on safely to the end ...
....

"'A man grows old; he feels in himself that radical sense of weakness, of listlessness, of discomfort, which accompanies the advance of age; and, feeling thus, imagines himself merely sick, lulling his fears with the notion that this distressing condition is due to some particular cause, from which, as from an illness, he hopes to recover. Vain imaginings! That sickness is old age; and a horrible disease it is. They say that it is the fear of death and of what comes after death that makes men turn to religion as they advance in years. But my own experience has given me the conviction that, quite apart from any such terrors or imaginings, the religious sentiment tends to develop as we grow older; to develop because, as the passions grow calm, as the fancy and sensibilities are less excited and less excitable, our reason becomes less troubled in its working, less obscured by the images, desires and distractions, in which it used to be absorbed; whereupon God emerges as from behind a cloud; our soul feels, sees, turns towards the source of all light; turns naturally and inevitably; for now that all that gave to the world of sensations its life and charms has begun to leak away from us, now that phenomenal existence is no more bolstered up by impressions from within or from without, we feel the need to lean on something that abides, something that will never play us false–a reality, an absolute and everlasting truth. Yes, we inevitably turn to God; for this religious sentiment is of its nature so pure, so delightful to the soul that experiences it, that it makes up to us for all our other losses.'" 

... and continuing with comentaries from the character of the above Aldous book:

" Mustapha Mond shut the book and leaned back in his chair. "One of the numerous things in heaven and earth that these philosophers didn't dream about was this" (he waved his hand), "us, the modern world. 'You can only be independent of God while you've got youth and prosperity; independence won't take you safely to the end.' Well, we've now got youth and prosperity right up to the end. What follows? Evidently, that we can be independent of God. 'The religious sentiment will compensate us for all our losses.' But there aren't any losses for us to compensate; religious sentiment is superfluous. And why should we go hunting for a substitute for youthful desires, when youthful desires never fail? A substitute for distractions, when we go on enjoying all the old fooleries to the very last? What need have we of repose when our minds and bodies continue to delight in activity? of consolation, when we have soma? of something immovable, when there is the social order?"

"Then you think there is no God?"

"No, I think there quite probably is one."

"Then why? …"

Mustapha Mond checked him. "But he manifests himself in different ways to different men. In premodern times he manifested himself as the being that's described in these books. Now …"

"How does he manifest himself now?" asked the Savage.

"Well, he manifests himself as an absence; as though he weren't there at all."

"That's your fault."

"Call it the fault of civilization. God isn't compatible with machinery and scientific medicine and universal happiness. You must make your choice. Our civilization has chosen machinery and medicine and happiness. That's why I have to keep these books locked up in the safe. They're smut. People would be shocked it …"

Several other Quotes from the Cardinal J. H. Newman

Let us act on what we have, since we have not what we wish.

In this world no one rules by love; if you are but amiable, you are no hero; to be powerful, you must be strong, and to have dominion you must have a genius for organizing.

Growth is the only evidence of life.

We can believe what we choose. We are answerable for what we choose to believe.

Evil has no substance of its own, but is only the defect, excess, perversion, or corruption of that which has substance.

A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault.

Virtue is its own reward, and brings with it the truest and highest pleasure; but if we cultivate it only for pleasure's sake, we are selfish, not religious, and will never gain the pleasure, because we can never have the virtue.

It is often said that second thoughts are best. So they are in matters of judgment but not in matters of conscience.

A great memory does not make a mind, any more than a dictionary is a piece of literature.

If we are intended for great ends, we are called to great hazards.

Men will die upon dogma but will not fall victim to a conclusion.

There is such a thing as legitimate warfare: war has its laws; there are things which may fairly be done, and things which may not be done.

Algumas notas em Português:

Newman (john Henry), cardeal e teólogo inglês, nascido em Londres. Criador de uma nova apologética e autor de “Apologia pro Vita Sua” (1801-1890).

«Nós não pertencemos a nós próprios mais do que nos pertence aquilo que possuímos.

Não fomos nós que nos fizemos, não podemos ter a jurisdição suprema sobre nós mesmos. Não somos senhores de nós. Pertencemos a Deus. Não é para nós uma felicidade encarar as coisas desta maneira? Será, por qualquer razão, uma felicidade, um conforto, considerarmos que pertencemos a nós mesmos? Aqueles que são jovens e os que estão em estado de prosperidade podem acreditá-lo. Esses podem acreditar que é uma grande coisa poder realizar tudo de acordo com os seus desejos, como eles supõem, não depender de ninguém, não ter de pensar em nada fora do alcance da vista, não ter de se preocupar com a gratidão contínua, com a oração contínua, com a obrigação contínua de atribuir à vontade de outrem o que fazem. Mas à medida que o tempo se escoa apercebem-se, como todos os homens, de que a independência não foi feita para o homem, que ela é um estado antinatural, que pode satisfazer por um momento, mas que não nos leva em segurança até ao fim ... »

Maine de Biran (Grançois-Pierre) filósofo francês, nascido em Bergerac,

"O Céu e a Terra encerram mais mistérios que os que a filosofia pode imaginar"

«Envelhecemos, temos o sentimento radical da fraqueza, da atonia, do mal-estar devido ao peso dos anos, e dizemo-nos doentes, embalamo-nos na ideia de que este estado penoso é devido a uma causa particular, de que esperamos curar-nos como nos curamos de uma doença. Vãs cogitações! A moléstia é a velhice, e ela é miserável.

Precisamos de nos resignar... Diz-se que se os homens se tornam religiosos ou devotos com o avançar dos anos é porque têm medo da morte e do que a deve seguir na outra vida. Mas tenho, quanto a mim, a consciência de que, sem nenhum terror semelhante, sem nenhum efeito de imaginação, o sentimento religioso se pode desenvolver à medida que avançamos em idade, porque, tendo-se acalmado as paixões, a imaginação e a sensibilidade menos excitadas ou excitáveis, a razão é menos perturbada no seu exercício, menos ofuscada pelas imagens ou afeições que a absorviam. Então Deus, Supremo Bem, sai como das nuvens, e a nossa alma sente-O, vê-O, voltando-se para Ele, fonte de toda a luz, porque, tudo desaparecendo no mundo sensível, a existência fenomenológica deixando de ser sustentada pelas

impressões externas e internas, sentimos a necessidade de nos apoiarmos em qualquer coisa que permanece e não engane, numa realidade, numa verdade absoluta, eterna. Porque, enfim, este sentimento religioso, tão puro, tão doce de sentir, pode compensar todas as outras perdas...»

"Mustafa Mond"  (Brave New World / Admirável Mundo Novo – Aldous Huxley)

"Não se pode prescindir de Deus, a não ser durante a juventude e a prosperidade. "Pois bem, eis que temos juventude e prosperidade até ao último dia de vida. Que resulta daí? É manifesto que não podemos ser independentes de Deus. «O sentimento religioso compensará todas as nossas perdas.»

Mas não há, para nós, perdas a ser compensadas; o sentimento religioso é supérfluo. E., porque iríamos nós atrás de um sucedâneo dos desejos juvenis, quando os desejos juvenis nunca nos faltaram? De um sucedâneo de distracções, quando continuamos a gozar todas as velhas' tolices até ao fim? Que necessidade temos nós de repouso, quando o nosso corpo e o nosso espírito continuam a deleitar-se na actividade? De consolação, quando temos a soma (narcótico)? De qualquer coisa imutável, quando há a ordem social?

Deus não é compatível com as máquinas, a medicinacientífica e a felicidade universal. É preciso escolher. A nossa civilizaçãoescolheu as máquinas, a medicina e a felicidade. Por isso se torna necessárioque eu conserve estes livros fechados no cofre-forte. São indecentes. O povo ficaria escandalizado se ...”